I killed your master
What you gonna do about
it? Cry like a wimp?

I am so pissed off
But I have a soft side too
I want my mommy...

Die goody two shoes!
The sight of you sickens me.
I think I'll hurl now.

My sex drive is gone
Obi Wan used his saber
I have no privates.

Hellish Tatooine
Might be nicer if I'd stayed
at the Marriott

The flower's petals
fall silently in the wind
like Qui-Gon's body

Amphibious dolt
"Yousa people gonna die?"
You bet your ass, Binks

The dark side is strong!
But not as tempting as, say
Choc'late chip cookies